Charles De LOL is the leader of the French Empire, and general of the French Army. Despite being only 25 years old, he has more military experience than any man in France.
De LOL has enforced the "No Retreat, No Surrender" law on all citizens of France, allowing the French Army to build their forces and win battles without having to surrender.
He is equipped with the Mas 36 rifle and a pocket pistol, with a few grenades. He doesn't like advanced weaponry because they're "too complicated".