The following is an incomplete list of things or people on display in the Museum of Ancient Jokes.
- Microsoft Mike
- John Cena
- Various Errors (for having ancient jokes in them)
- All SJW's and feminists
- Every meme 4chan spits out
- People with intellectual disabilities
- The word "retard"
- The NSA (Though they have repeatedly escaped)
- The Ancient Joke Police (Due to an error in the AJP's algorithms)
- AT88TV (Later used his signature EAS tones to deafen AJP officers and escaped)
- Internet trolls
- CRINGE CORE II's shitty videos
- The word "cringe"
- Ironically Enough, The Museum of Ancient Jokes, itself.