Microsoft John is a sniper who assists Microsoft Sam in various tasks.

Microsoft John
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TTS Voice:

Adult Male #5, American English


Pro Freestyle Skateboarder, Sniper




August 17, 1966


Flagstaff, Arizona, United States


He has a very deep voice, and speaks quietly, and he is aggresive when someone mocks him. He is also known to have an addiction to IWAY Cookies, so much so he almost died. If he travels to a location that is a considerable distance away, he always goes in his Toyota Prius. If he goes to meet a specific person, he always meets them in a remote area with few residents.


It is unknown where he lives, but it is thought he built his own house in the rural areas of Wyoming.

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