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Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet is a toilet infested with unspeakably enormous amounts of diarrhea and used toilet paper. The toilet is owned by Microsoft Sam. The Diarrhea Infested Toilet was first mentioned in Season 5 Episode 1 of Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors, and first appeared in Thunderbirds101's Microsoft Sam: Aftermath of Christmas - A PSA. The Diarrhea Infested Toilet is used by several TTS video makers as a running gag in their videos, similar to the running gag usage of IWAY Cookies or Baloney Sandwiches with Radar Overseer Scotty.

Diarrhea Infested Toilet
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Microsoft Sam's Diarrhea Infested Toilet

Owner:

Microsoft Sam

First Mention

Season 5 Episode 1 of Microsoft Sam reads Funny Windows Errors

First Appearance:

Microsoft Sam: Aftermath of Christmas - A PSA

Status:

Inanimate object

Rules

There are several rules put in place by Microsoft Sam for the Diarrhea Infested Toilet. Below is a list of these rules.

1) Nobody can use the Diarrhea Infested Toilet without Microsoft Sam's permission.

2) Cleaning the Diarrhea Infested Toilet or attempting to flush it is forbidden. No exceptions. If you violate this rule, Sam will blast out your brains with a ROFL-47 machine gun.

3) Touching the toilet will result in a punishment similar to #2.

4) No blowing up his toilet or destroying it! Otherwise Microsoft Sam will infect you with the Moving Victoria Really Sucky Virus: Deathly Edition.

Punishment

In some cases, Microsoft Sam may chop you to pieces with a ROFLcopter blade and throw the pieces into the depths of the Diarrhea Infested Toilet to rot and suffer for all of eternity. He did this to BlittleMcNilsen on his YouTube Anniversary video as punishment for stealing his voice. Until he was freed by Radar Overseer Robert, he had to broadcast from within the Diarrhea Infested Toilet itself. Later, on April 21, 2011, Radar Overseer Robert released him.

In the most extreme cases, Microsoft Sam can force you to listen to Madonna and dance with her or even worse, banish you to The Supreme AI. There, you will be forced to clean his toilet with a toothpick.

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