The National Special Government Communications Security Signals Directorate is a intelligence agency. Victims of this organization are sent to the jail. This group is comprised of nations in the North Atlantic Treaty Organization (NATO).
- The NSGCSSD is the result of the US, the British, the Canadians, the Russians, and the Australians joining together to form a massive NSA-type group. Trying to stop them will result in being sent to the NSGCSSD Jail by a special agent: (played by Microsoft Mary with a deepened voice). The female agent is often made fun of for talking like a man.